This is basically a true story. Every week or so, a random teenager will pop up on my Twitter stream, bitching about “Mr. Sporkman,” who – if I’ve read these tweets correctly – is their gym teacher. I feel like that’s somehow appropriate for OUR Sporkman, should he ever enter the field of teaching.
Creepy Sporkman is the best. I like that he’s now countless decades old but still has no concept of how normal people are supposed to behave. EDIT: Sporkman has to return to its previous “completely random” schedule for the time being. Sorry! I wrote just a little about it here.
I no longer have any concept of what is or isn’t real in this comic anymore.
So yeah, we’ve switched over to a Tuesday / Thursday schedule. I needed to buy myself a little extra time. Also, I did indeed cut short any potential Disneyland stories. I figured you could live without me making lots of a stupid in-jokes about the happiest place on Earth.
As I noted with yesterday’s Lit Brick, January 31st is Sporkman’s birthday. In the intervening thirteen years, I’ve gotten a lot better. In any event, I can’t imagine ever NOT making webcomics. It’s what I do. It’s what I’ll ALWAYS do. I can’t stop. Fun Fact: Every character save She-Jesus in that last panel is [...]
By popular demand, the Sporkman art style has adopted noses in profile. It does, I must admit, look a lot better.
Honestly, if you can get past his irrational hatred of turtles, the Shredder just wants a hug.
Bah-BAH, ba-da-BAH! Ba-da-ba-ba-buh-duh-BA! MASTER NINJA THEME SONG, HELP ME!
Something I neglected to mention last week was that Lit Brick has basically turned into a second Sporkman series. It’s like the Detective Comics to this site’s Batman. Granted, it’s still Lit Brick, so all the comics will be related to literature, but they’re basically regular Sporkman comics all the same. This effectively makes Sporkman [...]
Apparently sheep can be used to make glue? Or something? I dunno, man. The world of Catan is just messed up.
