Everything in the Twilight Zone’s gym is painfully ironic. Make of that what you will.
Also, a quick note: Sporkman is going Tuesday / Thursday starting next week. I just need to cut one strip a week from my schedule. There’s no larger conspiracy. See ya Tuesday.



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If there was a larger conspiracy, wouldn’t the exact thing they’d be trying to convince us of is that there wasn’t a larger conspiracy?!
1) Guess she didn’t ask any of her kids =(
2) Sporky, 6 comics ago you were saying you weren’t a sporkboy anymore, but a sporkman! I think you have some consistency problems.
3) The burger’s probably made out of emu or something to be “most unusual.” No, wait, aardvark. Pangolin maybe? Eh, my money’s on Kumquat.
Mrs. Flint was probably BORN – or spawned, or seeded – in the Twilight Zone. =_=