Honestly, if you can get past his irrational hatred of turtles, the Shredder just wants a hug.
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Classic Sporkman is a comic by John S. Troutman detailing the adventures of the titular superhero, and of the people he drives mad in the process. Both new comics and remastered older comics are posted on a fairly random (but relatively frequent) basis.Extra Stuff
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But can the power of True Love (and chocolate) overcome Sophie’s Ninja Racism?
No =(
But if you add flowers to the mix? It’s a done deal.
Like all those of his ilk – maniacal overlords, terorrists, homicidal maniacs – just get them a hot girlfriend and they suddenly settle down, we never hear from them again.
Heh, now the quote from Ghostbusters is stuck in my head:
“hey, guys, we’re going about this all wrong – he’s a sailor, he’s in New York – we get this guy laid, there’ll be no problem!” XD