Because Superman is super creepy.
About The Comic
Classic Sporkman is a comic by John S. Troutman detailing the adventures of the titular superhero, and of the people he drives mad in the process. Both new comics and remastered older comics are posted on a fairly random (but relatively frequent) basis.Extra Stuff
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Nicholle’s a real jerk, isn’t she just? >.<;
This backfires on Nicholle, because obviously she is using radio to make this happen.
Ha ha, jokes about sexual assault are hilarious!
But seriously Sporkman, what the hell man?
Sporkman is exceedingly gullible and naive. He has problems.
And that’s why we love him!
And maybe he saw that atrocity the Japanese based on the Transformers. Blegh! Talk about screwing over people’s childhood memories…
At least she didn’t suggest he kiss her in a different location or anything…