This comic has its origins in middle school. At the tender age of 13, Sporkman was born in the middle of my English class. He looked remarkably similar to what you see in the third panel - for all intents and purpose, Sporkman was a Mega Man robot master. His weapons were the Atomic Sporks. I can't imagine they were very useful, though. I mean, they probably couldn't shoot diagonally like the Metal Blades, or protect you like the Leaf Shield. I'm guessing they were more like the Hard Fist (heh, hard fist) in that they just shot straight forward, though perhaps at a nice clip. At least they'd be more useful than the Top Spin.
