One thing I love about these 2004/2005 Sporkman comics is the revolving door of random villains. Around this period, Sporkman basically had a new nemesis every day. It lends this series a pretty wide variety of material that doesn't quite exist today (in 2013). In this particular strip, we meet the Captain, who is a pirate-slash-thief-slash-backyard-wrestler. I'm pretty sure this was his only appearance ever.