This is Melanie. She was, at one point in my vague little plans, supposed to be Andie's long-lost sister, avenging the death of their parents Punisher-style. This never really came to fruition in any of my projects, thus leaving me with a mediocre, pointless, not-terribly-funny strip stuck in this comic archive. I almost cut it from the remastering project, but that wouldn't have been true to whatever bizarre ethical standard I'm holding myself to. In any event, I'm pretty sure that poor Melanie doesn't exist in my current webcomic canon (or, if she does, I just don't care enough to mention her).
Remastered on September 3rd, 2012.
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About The Comic
Classic Sporkman is a comic by John S. Troutman, beginning in 2004 as a throwaway reboot of the titular character he created in high school. It's extremely silly, frequently stupid, and the comic's creator absolutely loves it. He hopes you do too.