This might be the filthiest strip in the otherwise family-friendly Sporkman archive. That's probably way I created a "clean" alternative for it that was never seen outside of my own hard drive. It looked something like this:
As you can see, it wasn't the height of comedy gold. Actually, in my original script, both the "dirty" punchline and the "clean" punchline were supposed to joined together, but it was just too many words for one panel. It started with the clean dialog, then the dirty dialog would've been in balloons at the bottom of the panel. In any event, just keeping the filthy version was the right decision.